Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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