Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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