Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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