is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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