: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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