she woke up with a sticky ear
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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