id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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