Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
