why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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