Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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