The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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