The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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