Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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