from now on my penis is your penis
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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