Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize