I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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