New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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