And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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