: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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