Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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