Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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