youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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