i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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