she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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