If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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