Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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