Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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