You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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