Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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