i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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