So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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