This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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