god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
home. puking in laundry basket.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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