If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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