I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Randomize
