I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Randomize
