Christians are straight up FREAKS
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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