So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
