i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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