I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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