i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize