You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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