We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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