Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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