How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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