when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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