people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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