Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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