I don't usually arrange sex via text message
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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