the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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