4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
White coat. Heels.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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