my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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