I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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