I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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